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What South African Podcasters Can Learn from SmartLess Mobile

Why a Celebrity Mobile Network Could Spark Local Innovation

In one of the more bizarre (and brilliant?) evolutions of podcast monetisation, the team behind the hit podcast SmartLess (Jason Bateman, Will Arnett, and Sean Hayes) just launched their own mobile network in the US.

No, not a podcasting platform.

Not a subscription model.

An actual mobile virtual network operator (MVNO).

It’s called SmartLess Mobile, and it’s built on T-Mobile’s 5G infrastructure.

It’s the kind of move that made me laugh at first,  then pause, then go, “Wait a second. Could we do this in South Africa?”

The short answer: yes, we could.

But it wouldn’t look quite the same – and that’s the exciting part.

 

The Backstory: What Is SmartLess Mobile?

In June 2025, the SmartLess team announced a new mobile phone service starting at just $15/month.

It’s aimed at people who don’t need unlimited data because they live on Wi-Fi (read: creators, remote workers, and podcast nerds).

It’s fully digital, relies on eSIM tech, and promises no nonsense – just simple, transparent plans for people tired of bloat.

It’s not just a cute gimmick.

It’s part of a larger wave of celebrity MVNOs:

  • Ryan Reynolds had Mint Mobile (sold to T-Mobile for $1.35 billion).

  • Donald Trump has “Patriot Mobile” or “Trump Mobile” depending on who you ask.

  • Now the SmartLess team is playing the same game — but smarter.

By turning their podcast audience into a telecom base, they’ve skipped over traditional monetisation models (ads, Patreon, subscriptions) and gone straight for infrastructure.

It’s wild.

But also, it’s a lesson in how podcasters can own the relationship with their audience and rethink what monetisation really means.

 

Could South African Podcasters Do Something Similar?

Absolutely.

South Africa has a growing MVNO market. Me&You Mobile, Afrihost Mobile, Trace Mobile – these are all examples of companies using major carriers like MTN and Cell C to offer customised mobile experiences.

The key insight is this: you don’t need to build the towers. You just need to build the brand.

So what could this look like here?

Let’s explore a few possibilities based on actual South African podcasts:

 

1. True Crime South Africa SIM: Data with a Purpose

Nicole Engelbrecht’s True Crime South Africa is one of the country’s most listened-to podcasts – and with good reason.

She gives voice to victims and stories that often go unheard in mainstream media.

Now imagine this:

  • A True Crime SA SIM card, backed by an MVNO agreement with MTN or Vodacom.

  • Data-lite plans with a built-in hotline shortcut: one tap to report crime or access victim support services like SAPS Crime Stop or Tears Foundation.

  • A portion of each subscriber’s payment goes directly to organisations that support GBV survivors, crime reporting tools, or missing persons initiatives.

  • Episodes stream data-free (zero-rated), just like how some education sites are structured for students.

Suddenly, you’re not just monetising, you’re building infrastructure that supports the exact issues your podcast addresses.

 

2. Alibi Mobile: Journalism on the Go

Paul McNally’s Alibi has proven that local investigative audio journalism can be gripping, nuanced, and socially vital.

If Alibi launched a mobile network or SIM:

  • Each plan could include access to exclusive investigations, interviews, or behind-the-scenes content.

  • You could bundle a WhatsApp tip-off number directly into the service — encouraging listeners to report corruption or injustice.

  • The phone network becomes a tool for citizen journalism in underreported regions.

Here, monetisation and mission walk hand in hand.

You’re offering cheap comms and empowering public accountability.

 

3. Youth Focused MVNO by Podcasters Like “What’s the Quarantine?” or “Sistahood Hour”

Plenty of SA podcasters are speaking directly to young people.

Think:

  • Sistahood Hour (empowering women through storytelling),

  • The Sobering (SA hip-hop and culture),

  • What’s the Quarantine? (youth mental health).

A youth-focused MVNO could:

  • Offer dirt-cheap plans tailored for data-conscious teens and students.

  • Include access to free educational content, mental health check-ins, or creator collabs.

  • Bundle in rewards for listening (e.g., earn airtime or data for completing episodes or sharing them).

  • Provide digital safety resources, anti-bullying hotlines, or career support content.

With the right partnerships (Dept. of Education, SAYouth.mobi, etc.), this becomes more than a phone service – it’s a platform for youth resilience.

 

4. The Solid Gold StoryTime SIM — For Your Inner Child and Outer Grandparent

You didn’t ask for it.

Nobody did.

But here it is anyway.

Imagine this: a mobile plan designed not for data-hungry teens or crime-fighting activists, but for kids, seniors, and hopeless romantics who still believe in the magic of stories told aloud.

Solid Gold StoryTime, known for its whimsical, nostalgic storytelling format, launches a limited-edition SIM card that comes with:

  • A bedtime call feature — dial “777” and get a random bedtime story read to you by a rotating cast of beloved South African voice actors. Great for kids. Even better for adults who never learned to fall asleep without screens.

  • The “Granny Mode” package — oversized fonts, prepaid balance notifications that talk to you in rhyme, and a SIM card mailed to you inside a hardcover book.

  • Seasonal audio treats — Easter Egg hunts via audio clues, spooky October tales, and surprise singalongs in December.

  • VoiceMail Theatre — any message left on your voicemail is automatically converted into a dramatic reading (imagine your dentist reminder performed like a Shakespearean monologue).

Is it practical?

Not really.
Is it delightful?

Absolutely.
Would people pay for it?

Honestly – probably.

Especially if it came with a limited-edition biscuit tin.

Sometimes, monetisation isn’t about efficiency.

It’s about whimsy.

And Solid Gold StoryTime could own that lane like no one else.

 

But Is This Realistic?

Launching an MVNO in South Africa is technically possible – and it’s been done.

You’d need:

  • An ECS license from ICASA,

  • A wholesale agreement with a carrier like MTN, Cell C, or Telkom,

  • A partner or platform to handle billing, eSIM activation, and customer service,

  • A clear niche audience and an irresistible value proposition.

This is not a small undertaking.

But you also don’t need to build the whole thing alone.

Like SmartLess, find the right team: content creators, telecom veterans, investors, NGOs.

Someone brings the reach.

Someone brings the tech.

Someone brings the money.

 

The Final Pitch: Own the Relationship

The future of podcasting isn’t just more content.

It’s better relationships – with listeners, with communities, with causes that matter.

Whether you’re a true-crime host, a youth culture storyteller, or a hyperlocal journalist, there’s something powerful about owning the infrastructure.

Not to replace ads, but to build something deeper.

A service that serves. A phone line that connects more than just calls.

A network that isn’t just mobile – it’s movable.

If SmartLess Mobile can do it for Hollywood, maybe it’s time someone tried it in Mzansi.

Got an idea brewing? Want to team up and see if this crazy thing could actually fly here? Hit us up. The worst that can happen is you change the industry.

 

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